8/28/08 - Go ahead! Comment!

Okay to underscore today's comic you can totally post your own commment. But seriously, try not to be a dick about it. Also I haven't really tested this much so I'm not sure how the various browsers will handle it. Consider it a test for ableandbaker.net 2.0 which I want to launch when I hit comic #1,000.

Also, how is everybody's week going? Oh? That bad? ME TOO.

8/20/08 - Wrap it up.

Alright, that wraps up that storyline. I think there was some laughter and maybe a few tears. The important thing is that we all learned something: if you have a party, everyone would probably have more fun if they smoked.

Hey! Keep in mind that t-shirts are only $15 right now! Also you get a free 1-inch aargvark or jambox button with every purchase (most of the time I throw in a couple). The awesome thing about these shirts is that when I'm wearing one, random strangers always come up to me and ask me what the hell they mean. If you like random strangers get one!

8/18/08 - Smoke up, Johnny.

Sorry for missing updates last week. I had shenanigans involving an accidental license suspension, the police and vehicle impoundment. LAME.

Whenever I see Quincy up there on Able's head I always imagine he crawled up there like Yoda climbing Chewbacca. Quincy isn't in the last panel because he ran off to get the booze, balloons and strippers.

8/11/08 - Cash Bear!

Contestants on Cash Bear 5,000 are locked in a glass room with a hungry bear and bunch of cash. Also you're covered in honey. 5,000 is the new 2,000 by the way.

8/8/08 - Weekend! RUN IT.

What's wrong with a bear eating ice cream in a pile of cash? I call that progressive thinking.

Make sure you have some beer this weekend or your time off WILL BE WASTED. Ha! Wasted! Oh dear.

8/6/08 - Hello!

Oh man. I gotta get up early tomorrow to go skateboarding. How do I survive on so little sleep?

Quick reminder: all t-shirts are only $15 right now and come with free 1 inch buttons. THIS IS AWESOME!

8/4/08 - Had to duck out of town...

I was in St. Louis for the weekend and just got back. A&B returns tomorrow (Tuesday). YES!

7/28/08 - Your source for snack-related comics

If you need comics about snacks, snacking or snack related activities (snacktivities) you came to the right friggin' place. Gorge on my morsels!

That last sentence makes me pretty darn uncomfortable. Unfortunately, once something has been published on the internet, you can't change it.

7/28/08 - Be back tomorrow!

Until then catch up on some of my Dayfree homies.

7/25/08 - Baker's drinking soda in the last panel.

When you slide down the banister of bad decisions you land in a big pile a caffeinated sugar. I need to make up a list of the best Quincy-isms, by the way.

It's the weekend! You know what to do. Just make sure you clean up afterwards.

7/24/08 - Last time Quincy pulled an artery.

Go to the archives and do a search for the word "snack." You may be surprised. OR NOT.

7/14/08 - Summer sale! All shirts $15 plus a free button!

Try going to the mall and getting a nice screen printed shirt for that price. C'mon! For each shirt you get, I'll throw in a 1 inch Aargvark or Jambox button too. Check out all the shirt designs and sizes in the merch section.

I'll also throw in 960 free comics you can read online! OH MAN.

7/11/08 - They were supposed to be heading for the bathroom...

Okay. So there it is. The week is over. What did you guys accomplish? You guys do the work, I entertain you on your lunch break. That's pretty much how it works, right?

Have a good weekend and don't get into more trouble than you can handle.

7/10/08 - Quincy can't see or reach the volume.

In a strange and ironic twist of fate they are watching Pump up the Volume followed by See No Evil, Hear No Evil.

What else?

Cyclobot 300 makes you efficient.

Wigu pees on his side?

7/7/08 - Okay. Let's run it.

Sorry for the lack of updates last week. Lots of hijinks plus I got Friday off for the 4th of July weekend celebration extravaganza party.

Hey if you're on Facebook you need to join the Able and Baker group and invite EVERYONE YOU KNOW.

7/2/08 - Be back on thurs.

I have a long lost friend in town this week. This means drinking, reminiscing and shenanigans.

6/30/08 - 5 days left until the weekend!

If you don't know what's going on in today's comic, then you must have missed Friday's comic. Or you read Friday's comic and have a short memory. Or you read Friday's comic and then hit your head over the weekend triggering short term amnesia.

6/27/08 - Here's what makes today's comic funny...

...Quincy knows what a frozen pigeon tastes like. Chew on that this weekend.

6/26/08 - A&B returns on Friday

Also you can now get to the site by typing ableandbaker.net into your internet website browser software package. This makes it much easier to tell your friends where you got your awesome shirt.

By the way if you need some good comic reading, you should know that Wigu is back. YES.

6/18/08 - What's up y'all?

How are we doing this week? I am swamped with work from my day job. LAME.

If you're a lady who is interested in summer fashions, my sister says you should read her blog right now. Also keep in mind the small and medium jambox shirts make girls look extra saucy.

6/13/08 - Friday, bitches!

I must say disasterisk is one of Able's better words.

It was brought to my attention that I didn't update the merch page with all of the available Aargvark sizes. They are there now! Since it's Friday and you've worked hard all week, you should treat yourself! Buy a Ghost of Jambox Past* t-shirt!

*Seriously. Do it.

6/9/08 - Jambox shirts on sale!

Alright! My Vegas vacay is over and I survived! To award your patience, The Ghost of Jambox Past t-shirt is now on sale!

I also restocked the Aargvark shirts, so if a size wasn't available before it is now!

6/2/08 - A&B returns next Monday

Everyone deserves a little vacay every now and then. I will be spending mine in Vegas this week. Woo!

And when I get back, the Jambox shirts should be done and up for sale. Double woo!

5/29/08 - Milkshakes heal hurt feelings

Grieflets sound like delicious little chocolates that make you violently fat.

Did you know that Wigu is back? I love it! Also I can't get enough of Randall's Ghost and We the Robots.

5/27/08 - Back on!

Hope everyone had a good memorial day weekend (if you're in the states). For everyone else - hope you had a good standard non-holiday weekend :)

Look! you can do an interrobang in HTML:

WTF‽

I'll have to check and see if that worked in Internet Explorer when I get to work. But none of you guys use THAT browser do you?!

5/26/08 - On vacay! Be back Tuesday.

I'm taking memorial day off, but the comic will be up Tuesday. Woo!

5/20/08 - Take it up a notch.

Alright! The jambox shirts are now in the printer's hands. Hopefully I'll have 'em up for sale in couple weeks.

5/15/08 - I need more time!

I'm considering petitioning my city counsel member person to add more time to days in Arizona. Until that goes through, there are days (like today) where I run out of time and cannot complete a comic.

The good news is that I will have the jambox shirts printed up soon (see below) and I'm restocking the Aargvark ones too!

5/11/08 - Beware the JAMBOX!

I got a a big response to the Ghost of Jambox Past so I hooked it up! I have to get these pigs printed up, so they'll be in the store in a few weeks.

5/8/08 - Strong foundation of flavor

This is why Quincy battles with muffin top.

Hey! My friend John made a shirt that you are REQUIRED to buy if you are a basketball fan.

5/5/08 - I like to party.

The Ghost of Jambox Past also plays C&C Music Factory almost 24/7. I also decided to draw the Ghost of Jambox Past and I am strongly considering turning it into the most awesome shirt ever made.

5/2/08 - Grammar!

Missed a few comics this week cause I had some house guests. I always do my best to come through for you on Fridays though. ALWAYS.

Have a good weekend, all.

4/25/08 - There you go!

That's a good solid Friday comic for you. Though I'm not sure what's going on with Able's powdered wig fetish.

Also I have decided that I want a Red Panda more than anything.

4/21/08 - I shall entertain you this week!

...mostly by drawing comics. Also I scour the interwebs to find awesomeness like Randall's Ghost. It's drawn in chalk made from the powdered bones of baby seals!

4/18/08 - Done for the week!

Well there you go. I'm done for the week and now I get to kick it.

Has Quincy been watching Flash Dance?

4/15/08 - Preesh = I appreciate it.

Able strives for economy of speech. I wonder how Harold is preparing for the bout with Quincy?

Sorry if you weren't able to get to the site on Monday. I was having a server ish (short for issue, of course).

4/7/08 - Where have a I been?

That, my friends, is largely classified. I do however apologize for the lack of updates last week. Let's not let that happen again.

3/27/08 - If happiness was a Wookiee I'd be on Kashyyyk.

Some of you may not even know how Quincy become the self-appointed lab psychiatrist. Here's how.

3/26/08 - Oh man! A comic!

There we go. Everything is right with the world. After 900 comics I deserve a little break now and then.

Oh and mad props to my buddy Jeremy who threw out Able's last comment in a meeting at my day job :)

3/24/08 - Okay - back on Tuesday for sure

I have had some shenanigans going on the last handful of days - sorry for the lack of updates.

3/20/08 - A&B returns on friday

Time is a slippery slope on the hill of remorse. On top of that, I seem to be wearing snow skis.

I totally wanna make a new shirt out of the comic above and call it "want vs need". That'd be sweet if it was a monster truck (want) about to run over a Penny Farthing (need) on a green shirt (greed). The shirt itself will be sweat shop made, further pushing the envelope of irony into the mailbox of fashion.

3/19/08 - Oh happy day!

'Sup peeps? For the record, there's nothing wrong with singing telegrams.

3/13/08 - I made 900 comics while you weren't looking.

Wooo! As always, thanks to everyone out there who reads the comic and tells their friends about it. And thanks to the friends who got told.

If you are new to the comic you can catch up in the archives :)

3/10/08 - Luck o' the monkey

Wait a minute. Didn't something like this happen before? And what do they test on them?

3/5/08 - Strong bones and stomach problems

That's my prediction for Able. Also I HAD to put this pic up (courtesy of the Lolcats).

3/3/08 - A&B returns on Tuesday.

Until then, get yo' comic fix with my Dayfree homies (holmies?).

2/28/08 - I'm not afraid to run it 'till the wheels come off.

Here's a picture of the world's largest pinata in case you're wondering.

Hey, I found a new comic that is awesome called We the Robots. 300% AWESOME.

2/25/08 - Imagimacation needed

I screwed up and accidentally deleted all of my blog posts so the page looks a little empty here. In case you didn't know I DID finally post a comic on Friday after the technical difficulties were ironed out.

2/22/08 - Sorry for the technical difficulties...

We're back up and rolling now. Ghoaster!

2/18/08 - Monday! Let's be friends.

Monday and I have been fighting for years. It's getting Garfieldian.

I created a sweet icon for those of you who have an iPhone or iPod Touch and add Able and Baker to your home screen. If this isn't the single most compelling reason to purchase one, I don't know what is.

2/14/08 - Sip it up.

Happy Valentine's Day, all!

In case you don't know, this is a sippy cup.

2/13/08 - That's cold, Able .

At least they set Cameron out by the pool when he went catatonic.

2/7/08 - How low can you go?

Limbo dancers set the bar low. Get it? Get it?

Yes! And no.

2/4/08 - Quincy loves that ticket.

Seriously - he's all about it.

I was out at the Phoenix Open this weekend and let me tell you - it was a big friggin' party. A ton of people were in town for the Super Bowl and it felt like I was in Happy Gilmore. Mostly because I drank a lot. Wooooo! Spring break '08! Wooo!

Woo?

2/1/08 - A full week o' comics!

It's been awhile since I've hooked up a full week of comics for you! Let's keep this train rolling. February also marks the 4 year anniversary of Able and Baker . Wooo! I'm also getting closer to the oh-so-elusive 1,000 comic mark. Woa!

1/28/08 - Healed!

Damn, dude. That cold knocked my ass out for a week. But now we're back for you. And by WE I mean ME. And by YOU I mean EWE.

1/24/08 - Oh man I feel awful.

Whatever flu bug I picked up IS NOT FUCKING COOL. But to entertain yourself, head over to my sister's blog and read her latest entry. WARNING: May cause cameltoe.

1/23/08 - I am jacked up on cold medicine.

If I take anymore I'm going to start seeing sasquatches.